"Bond Paper (Masyado ka nang Epal, Boy!)"

EPAL - derived from the Filipino term "papel" or "pumapel" which means one who likes to always be in the scene or be given attention in things that don't concern them.


(Adjective)A person who goes into a situation wherein his presence is not needed or in a place he does not belong. This person may be annoying or not in that instance.

While everyone's busy these days with their non-stop jobs just to earn money for living. There are some cases that some of us are doing their best to gain the spotlight from the society.


Yes, they have great and enormous effort and waste no time to be seen in the limelight even though it's getting into our nerves already and it's not cool to look at.


KSP- "Kulang sa pansin"which literally means \"attention-deprived\"  as we call these creatures.  Attention seekers.Pero sino sino nga ba ang mga KSP o Salot sa lipunan? May kilala ka ba? Ako? Ikaw? Sila? 






SUICIDAL RATS
Eto ang taong maka ilang beses mag attempt na magpakamatay pero natatakot naman.


Kukunin lang atensyon mo. Tatawagan ka habang nagpapakamatay (kunwari nagbigti at di makahinga, meron ba nun? Yes Darling meron! Bobo ang tawag dun.) Dahil nagpapaalam na sa u, at ikaw naman si Gaga, taranta umuwi sa inyong bahay habang antay ka pa nya kunwaring di na talaga nya kaya.


PAALALA: Walang 6 footer na kayanin ng nylon ang gamitin sa pagbigti lalo na kung sa hagdan kayo magdrama na kahit Kinder 1 na bata kayang lundagin ito. Kabobohan yan at takot ka naman talaga magpakamatay, BOBO! Masyado ka lang papansin at kumukuha ng simpatiya ng iba.       
           

Yes Darling! Isa kang Douchebag!       R E T A R D E D!    

If  you have plans to commit suicide, you don't need to announce them to your friends. That's being stupid and too lame. Attention seeking ang labas mo nyan Boy!            


Tama bang tatawag ka at sabihin mo na tatalon ka sa building? Di na yan kelangan. Tumalon ka kung tumalon. Leche ka!


Fine! Jump! Talon! Splak sa baba! Di naman kakalat utak mo sa baba kasi puro naman pulburon o chalk laman ng ulo mo, dinaig mo pa ang sabon panlaba!


It's okey. VERY OKEY for a Attention Seeking vulture like you. We will not mourn, but instead, mag paparty pa kami. CHEERS!







Dapat nga sa mga gaya mong KSP ay sinusunog na sa  plasa. Kagaya ng mga Aswang sa   Salem noong 15th to 16th century.

Dun ka nararapat ipinanganak dahil sgurado akong lapnos at 3rd degree burn ang abot mo sa taong bayan na inis sa mga uhaw sa atensyon na gaya mo.

Wala ka na yata Pag asa Boy eh! Mag artista ka na lang kaya? Kaso parang gasgas na ung mga asal at inarte mo. Di na Box -office! 

PANIS NA! UMAY BOY! UMAY NA! 

NAPAPANIS NA SOBRA ANG GASGAS MONG PAGPAPAPANIS, KAKASUKA NA RIN. 

                                                                                                                                                              

PENGE NGA NG 1 TRUCK NA ATSARA, PLEASE LANG!


WAGAS BOY!

The famous Meat Dress of Lady Gaga

Dressing Inappropriate way! - Remember, only Lady Gaga can pull things like dressing up that way (I did before using a Peacock Clothes in a Christmas party, pero hindi masagwa kasi keri ko naman at di ako mukhang trying hard, LOL hahaah at last HA!)

Dress up weird or in a strange way is not for everyone. You're just seeking for compliments. 


You just want to be a star of that day or night but actually it looks so TRASHY and people will vomit rose petals, diamonds, pearls, pop corn with butter or every material things inside their stomach! 
                                          


                                        


   

It's you who carries the clothes and not the clothes who carries you, OKEY?
No one is stopping you to wear weird clothes, kumbaga it's a "DON'T STOP ME FROM FASHION LOOK" ang drama mo sa bahay. 


Pero utang na loob naman, di to Fashion Week, di ka Model. Di ka rin Guapo o Magandang nilalang, daig mo pa ang Praying Mantis umeksena, daig mo pa ang papansin na manok na tilaok ng tilaok habang nangingitlog.


Oh please tama na, Stop it! Drama ka na Boy, umasta ka nga ayon sa itsura mo!

2. Kung gusto mo gumanda Auntie, utang na loob, wag naman sobrahan ang make up mo.


Papansin ka na masyado. Kakasuka na ang sobrang kapal ng foundation at make up sa mukha mo.


Nag iisa lang si Ronald MCDonald sa mundo.Pero kung gusto mo maging BOYOYONG CLOWN, o di sge ikaw na ang mag kontodo sampal ng harina, calumet, water color, food color at burak sa mukha mo para mapansin ka ng tao.

KUYA, TAMA NA HAIR CUT, MASYADO KA NA PAPANSIN DAHIL SA MALA JUSTIN BIEBER MONG BUHOK. KADIRI NA


You know you love me, I know you care    

Just shout whenever, and I'll be there
You want my love, you want my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart
Are we an item? 


Girl, quit playing We're just friends, what are you saying?Say there's another and look right in my eyes My first love broke my heart for the first time 
And I was like... 


Baby, baby, baby oooh Like baby, baby, baby nooo I thought you'd always be mine (mine) Like baby, baby, baby oooh