"Your Aunt is an Ambitious Frog! (Ang Tiya ay isang Ambisyosang Palaka!)

Auntie, Auntie.... di ka nag iisa! Marami na kayong Ambisyosa! Lalo pang umuulan ngayon!

PALAKA/FROG

             Ang palaka (Ingles: frog) ay isang uri ng hayop na gumagawa ng tunog na kokak.

Isa itong ampibyano (nabubuhay sa katihan at sa tubig) na walang buntot at madalas tumalon. Kabilang sa uri    nito ang kakapsoy. Ipinagkakaiba ito sa mga karag (mga toad sa Ingles) dahil sa kanilang kaanyuan.

                 In English: Any of various tailless stout-bodied miaquatic and terrestrial species.

                             AMBITIOUS adj. having ambition: mapag-hangad. Mapagpita.
                         Ambisyoso-a (Sp.). and common). Mapag-adhika. Mapaglunggati.

                      He is ambitious for success (to succeed): Siya'y mapaghangad ng tagumpay.

Manong Drayber, please liko to the left!

                           ANG TIYA MO AY ISANG AMBISYOSANG  PALAKA!


What is a Gossip? - A person given to gossiping and divulging personal information about others.An idle talk or rumour, especially about the personal or private affairs of others. It is one of the oldest and most common means of sharing facts and views, but also has a reputation for the introduction of errors and variations into the information transmitted. The term can also imply that the idle chat or news is of personal or trivial nature, as opposed to normal conversation, but may not be intentionally malicious.

TSISMISS - ay isang bagay, karaniwang mga pangungusap o kuwento na may kaugnay sa o tungkol sa buhay ng may-buhay, na negatibo (isang negatibidad), pasalungat, pakontra, o kabaligtaran, na itinuon sa isang tao o pangkat ng mga tao. Ginagawa at ginagamit ito ng mga tsismoso (lalaki) at tsismosa (babae)  – kilala rin bilang mga madaldal, matabil, masatsat, daldalero (lalaki), daldalera (babae), satsatero (lalaki), at satsatera (babae)

So who are these people who loves to gossip and croaks like a frog? Who are these creatures who enjoys to have tea in the gossip world with the vultures and penguins? Sino sino sila? Who are these people?  To admit I am one of them. I enjoy flapping my tongue and squeeze the nature gossip juice right inside my mouth and crave for more... BUT wait! There's more!


If it's already hitting below the belt, nah... I won't do that. It's their personal issues. And I don't mind and the hell I care. Mayroon naman akong sariling problema sa buhay na dapat ko ayusin at di na rin ako dapat makialam sa buhay ng may buhay!

Lamon ka kasi ng lamon Auntie!

To tell you, most of those "quackers" are what we call the "SOCIAL CLIMBERS" . Yes, Ang Tiya mong ambisyosang palaka! Sino sino pa ba ang magbabangayan, magpapatayan, mag intrigahan kundi sila sila lang. Ang mga mahaderang palakang kumokokak habang nagpapatalbogan sa lahat ng bagay. (Pati kaluluwa kung kelangan isanla, ginawa na!)

               Sino sino ba itong mga sosyalerang tiyang ambisyosang palaka mo? Let's find out! 


Similar to an "attention whore", but a social climber is anyone that becomes friends with someone else if they have something that they want, which we all know involves people. 


They become 'friends' with people who "know people". In turn, they become (or attempt to become) 'friends' with that first person's more "popular" friends, leaving the first person behind. 


Repeats this cycle to "get to the top", in their own mind, until they realize they are shallow and unable to like people for who they really are. Inevitably, they will be forced to "mature" beyond this. This usually pertains to girls more so than guys.

Ayan Auntie, mukha ka ng Bangkay, okey na ba?

How will you know if your friend is a social climber? Very simple.  First: They speak a Paris Hitler. They use alien words like : That's hot, You love it? I love it! Honey bunny! At kung ano ano pang nakakasukang lengwahe na sila lang nakakaintindi NOSE BLEED!

Auntie! Auntie! Kokak ka ng Kokak ... di ka naman maganda!

Auntie, Auntie! Ganda ng buhok natin. MOP?

2nd Kung ano anong kulay ng buhok (heavenly colors of the hair) meron parang mais, binabad sa suka hanggang maging dilaw, naligo sa amonya't zonrox at agua oxinada pinag halo halo hanggang sa parang si Rainbow Bright na tiya mo. Kung san san nagpapa kulay ng buhok dahil "they want to speak English, you know (flips hair)"

3RD - Habang si Auntie mo maraming bags, sapatos, damit, jewelries at iba pang cheche-burecheng accessories na PEKE. Oh YES PEKE! Name everything on the table, they have brands like   Louis Vuitton

Manolo Blahnik, Versace, Dolce & Gabbana, Hermes

At kung ano ano pang branded na mga gamit.


But of course, they are all FAKE!!!


Yes, Fake, Peke, Japeks, Divisoria/Greenhills made
(or sa gilid gilid lang tag P50 bawat isa)


Materialistic 
describes a person who is markedly more concerned with material things (such as money and possessions) rather than spiritual, emotional, intellectual, or cultural values. Not to be confused with philosophical materialism.

                                         Example: Auntie is a Materialistic RAT. Ang tiya mo ay mahilig sa materyal na bagay na mukha naman syang DAGA!

4th Mahilig sa shopping ang Tiya mo at sumipsip ng Kape sa Starbucks. Halos lahat yata gusto tikman, from Caffè macchiato,Latte,Mocha,Cappuccino, ayaw kasi mag Blend 45 at Kopiko ni Auntie eh (arti-arti samantala pagdating sa bahay 555 ang ULAM)

Ano ulam Auntie? French Fish in Tomato Sauce, 555 in other words

I am going to Greenbelt to Socializing with my friends!

      


5th Greenbelt Mall - MOST Social Climbers, this is Heaven. You can see them strutting around and pouting while waiting for their "amigas" wearing their japek products.




                           


 TO BE CONTINUED